"I don't know whats in the water but lets just say the pool boy has a lot more to deal with then a few leaves "
Femogen
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
Recently we have been receiving reports about girls younger than the recommended age taking Femogen. These reports have shown us that it is perfectly safe for younger females to take Femogen, however they appear to not have the side effect of increased breast size. From today we will remove the recommended age from the product in hopes that it will help younger girls have a better self image.
"I gave my younger sister Femogen after hearing her getting bullied. Lets just hope those boys will leave her alone now. Or should I be hoping more that she leaves them alone?"
"Thanks Mum for the Femogen, I love what its done to my body but you no longer seem to be a strong leader for this household. I think I will be giving the rules from now on.
"Me and my boyfriend have had a small communication breakdown. He was giving me Femogen and I was taking Femogen. Lets just say he got more than he wanted."
We have clearly specified dosages for Femogen, however due to this recent post we have discovered it is perfectly safe to use any dosage the user wants. We do not recommend this nor condone it.
Monday, 26 March 2012
Some replies we received related to our good old friends Feminox
"AAAAAAHHH!!! I'm going golfing
with my boyfriend, so I took FEMINOX® Vitamins to get STRONGER! Now I bet I can
hit the ball farther than HE can!"
"I love what FEMINOX® Vitamins does
for my BICEPS!"
"AAAAHHHH... We're going to do some
renovations to our house, and we need to tear down this brick wall. I don't
have a sledgehammer, so I just took a megadose of FEMINOX®. Now I can demolish
it with my bare hands! AAAAAHHH!"
"So you think you're MAN enough to handle ME? Give it your best shot!"
"Don't mess with me! Did you ever
see a 14-year-old girl with biceps like THIS before?"
"My Dad bought a set of weights for my brother, but he never really got
into it. So, I started using it. I was 12. I'm now 16, and a LOT stronger than
my brother… or even my Dad!
Introduction to Femogen

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